Tuesday, July 20, 2010

In Other News: Before Pigs Flew

In case anyone is still wondering about the whole Capitalism Thing, it’s alive and well in Russia, where some enterprising bizfolks sent a donkey parasailing over a beach in the southern part of the country to promote their parasailing company this week.  You have to wonder, all animal abuse considerations aside ... whether Golubitskaya’s soaring donkey returned to his donkey flock to extol the beauty of flight.

OK, you really don’t have to wonder.

The AVSIG International Aerodrome & Farm Department of Wordplay predicts company officials will see a parahandcuffs before they see any new parasailing business. 

M.O.

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